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This computer is used regularly in a publishing operation, contains private messages in transmission and storage, and is used as a place of public assembly. Therefore, no government agent may sieze this equipment without meeting the requirements of all of: 18 USC 2510 and 2701 et. seq. (ECPA), and 45 USC 2000aa et. seq. (PPA), and 1st, 4th, 5th, and 14th amendments to the Constitution as they apply to press, speech, and public assembly.
Interacting with this system constitutes a declaration under oath that you are a free agent and that you consent to be monitored. Identifying yourself to this system for the purposes of granting access constitutes a declaration under oath of your identity and that the access is authorized.
Unauthorized use is strictly prohibited. Access is only authorized under conditions of free will and only to possessors of ultraviolet clearances, and never Terrorist Mutant Traitor Scum.
Sincerely,
The Computer, who is Your Friend
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